Lebanon Reporter


March 19, 2014

Traps adding injury to insult

Oh, for Pete’s sake! Another bra went missing. While packing for our trip, I made a last minute decision to toss my strapless model into the suitcase. Three times I rifled through my underwear drawer, but the rarely-worn item had vanished.I considered that it could have gone into hiding as it most likely felt under-appreciated, and perhaps a little forlorn. Strapless bras are intended to push things upward into an impressive display of cleavage that makes all their hard work and effort worthwhile. However, there is no glory to be had for my poor ol’ strapless.

Many years ago, I wore a full-fledged bustier under my wedding dress. It was the same type that Madonna wears, only it didn’t have tassels, and it wasn’t made of black patent leather.

But now, cleavage is a thing of the past. It was replaced after the birth of my third child with something that resembles a pair of tube socks with tissue stuffed into the toes. When wearing a bra with sturdy straps, I can successfully roll up my “tube socks,” giving an appearance of fullness. But in a strapless, they appear concave and jiggly, like the top of homemade jam when you first remove the paraffin.

Nonetheless, I felt compelled to pack it in case I chose to wear the spaghetti strap top I purchased two years ago. There’s something about spaghetti straps that causes hesitation. Maybe it’s the fact that there is no fabric to hide the little pouches of armpit fat that squeeze over the top of the shirt.I continued my search in vain. It was not under the bed, tucked into my evening bag or at the bottom of the toy box. I left no stone unturned and was on the verge of calling it quits, when I remembered the guitar case.

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